Who the hell is Ryan and why should we hope Trump never finds out about his solution for dealing with immigrants?

 Last night, precisely at midnight as it happened, I woke up and thought that Trump’s final solution about what to do with the immigrants his Gestapo rounded up could result in his paying a country like South Sudan to take all of them and then secretly do whatever they damn well wanted to in order to deal with them. They could be dropped at a remote airstrip far from prying eyes.

I thought that a specially selected military unit of whatever country that took them could shoot them as soon as the transport plane left. Out of sight, out of mind, as far as the American’s flying them to their ultimate fate would be concerned.

Dead men tell no tales. My morbid imagination told me how easy it would be for the story of these victims to be figuratively and literally buried in the desert.

Then this morning I saw this article on RawStory:

Excerpt:

During Sunday's Washington Journal program on C-SPAN, a man named Ryan called in to urge the president to be tougher on immigration.

"I like what the Trump administration's doing, but I think they could be doing a little bit more," the caller said. "Number one, they could militarize the border and shoot illegals coming into the country."

Then Ryan went on to say that “they could also process them like a military combatant, putting them in a military tribunal, finding them guilty, and then shipping them the hell out of the country.”

You can listen to Ryan here and watch the moderator manage not to react to what he is saying here.

I doubt Trump ever checks in on RawStory, let alone watches live CSPAN shows. I sure hope he doesn’t. If he does he may have heard what Ryan had to say. If he did, he just might think he could get away with eliminating the pesky problem of what to do with immigrants once ICE grabs them up with this drastic solution.

I won’t go down the road where this could lead if Trump ended up turning his ICE Gestapo into a force at his beck and call to deal with his political enemies and regular citizens who dare to opose him.

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How about a big inflatable alligator eating Trump for the next protest? Trump, among his many weird obsessions, Hannibal Lector for example, has one with alligators. Let's turn this against him.

Above is the best inflatable alligator to use for this which I could find on Amazon. The others had their mouths closed. Here’s the link. The image is not to scale.

There are lots of Trump dolls that you could use, but this is the only one I found which is large enough.

This is part of what I wrote yesterday in “Biden had Elton John entertain on the White House lawn. Trump wants to have a UFC fight. What's next, gladiators fighting to the death?”

Prior to alligators, Trump’s bloodiest obsession was with Hannibal Lector (see Donald Trump Explains Why He Keeps Praising Hannibal Lecter.)

Now Trump seems obessesed with alligators. He might wish he could stage to the death alligator wrestling fights between immigrants and hungry giant gators. He’d rather put political enemies in a pit with a ravenous gator, but Trump wouldn't dare do this even though it would be a delicious fantasy for him. He wouldn’t want to literally eat Adam Schiff or Gavin Newsom for dinner with a side of fava beans (click here if you don’t get it and for the hidden joke click here); but he would probably would enjoy watching an alligator eat them.

These Trump pleasing battles with toothsome reptiles wouldn’t be the tame type you’d see at a park like Gatorland (right below). They’d be like the AI illustration below (left).

Unlike sharks, which are a huge part of popular culture (movies like Jaws and Sharknado for example), and scientific study, alligators just haven’t captured the public imagination. How many of these alligator movies have you heard of? Of course there’s Crocodile Dundee, but the movie was mostly set in New York and didn’t have any crocs.

Alligators and crocodiles are interesting creatures (see article) , but prior to Trump they made the news only when someone had an encounter with one on a golf course or their front lawn. Then the weirdest president in American history (maybe in world history, move over Caligula) proposed putting them in the Rio Grand to deter immigrants from crossing the river. That sadistic notion didn’t catch on as newsworthy for very long, but certainly his latest bloodthirsty fantasy has.

The more you know about the comparison with the actual Alcatraz compared with the one in the Everglades the more you see that it is not escape proof. All an inmate has to do is get through whatever fencing there is, avoid detection and make it into the swamp. Then they have to make their way to Ochobee, about 25 miles west along Tamiami Trail or the Miccosukee Indian Village about 10 miles southeast or another nearby town and blessed dry land. (More about the location here.)

It would be a lot easier to wade through a swamp which probably has sections of land and avoid alligators than swim 1 ¼ miles in 55 degree water with currents up to 6 knots from Alcatraz to San Francisco. (Some have tried.)

Alligators are not particularly interested in eating people. They eat mostly fish, birds, turtles, snakes, and small mammals. Pythons, although Trump may think otherwise, they wouldn’t be a problem.

If anyone makes an alligator eating a Trump doll inflatable, please take a photo and I will add it to this Substack and on a subsequent Substack. I will do the same if I end up doing this. Meanwhile feel free to post my illustration on social media.

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