When I was a kid we had a set of Encyclopedia Britannica that I used to read books choosing volumes at random. There was one entry that really got to me. It was about medieval torture methods and devices. It had lots of pictures. The one device that haunted me and which I even had bad dreams about being used on me was the iron maiden.
Watching the news yesterday where a commentor was describing how Joni Ernst doubled down on her “everyone’s going to die” comment (reference) that “the cruelty is the point.” Of course this has been an often used description of Trump policies. Trump has given permission for the likes of Ernst to be as mean as she is.
I got to thinking about how Trump was lashing out with ever more unrestrained vengeance against his enemies in words and deeds. Then I thought of medieval torturers and the phrases about getting medieval came to mind.
You can read about the origin and popularization of the term get medieval (or git medieval) here. It is sometimes phrased as someone going medieval. This is how the Urban Dictionary defines it:
From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
I was thinking about Trump going medieval and then began to consider what it would be like if he went even more medieval than he already has.
For example, consider what he’s already done in such a short time.
Start with the fairly benign tax war he started…
and about the unprecedented monetization of the presidency for his personal enrichment…
he’s not just ignored and defied the courts, but he’s attacked and insulted judges so some fear for their personal safety…
add his alienation of our allies…
as well as his abandonment of Ukraine (while insulting its leader)…
throw in his appointment of incompetent toadies to run and ruin so many branches of government we depend on, turning some like the DOJ and FBI into his personal army…
and then there’s the DOGE/Musk decimation of life saving programs from USAID to medical research to NOAA and FEMA…
and the soon to be put on the chopping block Medicaid and Medicare…
with Trump it’s if you cross me, since I can’t literally cut your flesh and bleed you dry with a knife, I’ll do it by cutting your federal funds…
and let’s end with the unleashing of ICE to terrorize the country. The latest and worst example occurred yesterday in a San Diego restaurant. See: ‘This was bananas’: Rachel Maddow floored by ICE raid gone ‘horribly wrong'
Excerpt:
MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow unloaded on Trump-era immigration agents while blasting what she described as a bungled and militarized ICEraid in San Diego that left the community stunned.
“This was bananas,” Maddow said during the opening minutes of her show Monday night. According to the MSNBC host, "multiple clown cars" of agents in “full battle rattle with helmets and long guns and flak jackets and goggles and masks” stormed a San Diego restaurant on Friday.
“Looking like they were going to repel out of helicopters into the Tora Bora cave complex to fight al-Qaeda,” Maddow told viewers. “These guys, dressed like this, run into a neighborhood Italian restaurant and reportedly handcuffed the entire crew working at the restaurant, everybody inside.”
She said the raid ended with busboys and waiters arrested while stunned neighbors demanded answers.
Trump has put our democracy on a medieval rack.
He is stretching it. Muscles are tearing, bones are breaking. It’s in the iron maiden.
He’s doing this and he’s not particularly angry yet.
What will happen when the mad king goes truly mad?
Most recent (clicking will enlarge image):